Unreasonable Feature Requests 2012-07-05T05:18:02+00:00

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  • mrdna
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    We’ve got some very nice -real- features coming out in the next couple weeks, but I was thinking about absolutely unreasonable features I’d like to see. Things that would be really cool but terribly inappropriate or impossible to code sorts of things. (Neyfcee is inspiring me this morning. ๐Ÿ™‚ )

    This thread is to explore those completely out-of-the-box, off-the-wall, and my-god-are-you-a-nutcase sort of features.

    1. A tabble that automatically collects and contains naked pictures of my favorite celebrities.
    2. a tabble that will feed my cat.
    3. an "Easy Tabble" that knows what I’m looking for and opens the one document I was really trying to find despite what I ask it.
    4. a tabble that turns down the neighbor’s music
    5. a dialogue box that asks me if I’m completely stupid when I combine tabbles and get no file results
    6 a 3-d environment where you must kill monsters in order to add a tabble to your query. If it kills you it eats one of your tabbles

    more later I’m sure…

  • nefycee
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    Post count: 143

    1. A tabble that automatically collects and contains naked pictures of my favorite celebrities.

    me too ! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    but this makes me also think of an rss feed tabble ๐Ÿ™‚

    PS: nice avatar ^^

  • Andrea
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    Post count: 893

    HUAHUAHUAHA

    ok, let me go through this:

    "mrdna" wrote:
    1. A tabble that automatically collects and contains naked pictures of my favorite celebrities.

    Far from impossible: it can be done with some smart auto-tagging!

    "mrdna" wrote:
    2. a tabble that will feed my cat.

    Not sure, but we can code a tabble that puts your cat on diet (by making you believe it’s feed it and not doing it) ๐Ÿ˜€

    "mrdna" wrote:
    3. an "Easy Tabble" that knows what I’m looking for and opens the one document I was really trying to find despite what I ask it.

    This would be Maurizio’s dream… I guess we could get close to it doing some pattern analysis (but this would requires a looot of code, like 10 man/years)

    "mrdna" wrote:
    4. a tabble that turns down the neighbor’s music

    Difficult, but we can still make a tabble that turns your own music on at max volume ๐Ÿ˜€

    "mrdna" wrote:
    5. a dialogue box that asks me if I’m completely stupid when I combine tabbles and get no file results

    Ok, this is a real thing: once a tabble is selected we should give the chance to hide all the tabbles that would produce an empty list if combined with it… it’s in the todo list somewhere (it takes some time to implement as nothing like this happens on the ground floor…)

    "mrdna" wrote:
    6 a 3-d environment where you must kill monsters in order to add a tabble to your query. If it kills you it eats one of your tabbles

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!
    I’d love to see this!!! As soon as we’ll release APIs and people will be able to code their own plugin (hopefully next year) you can post as a plugin request ๐Ÿ˜€

    P.S.: I missed this post and found it again using the RSS feed… if you don’t wanna miss a post, RSS feed is the way to go.

    Andrea

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